Sunday School Joke Ha Lar Rias
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Sunday School Joke Ha Lar Rias
ok there was this girl and she was asleep in sunday school when the pasture calls on her and askes her *who made the earth in 7 days?* and the boy that was sitting behind the girl poked her with a pencal to wake her up and she said *holy God* and the pasture said *good.* and so the girl falls back to sleep.
a wile later the pasture calls on the girl a second time wile she is still asleep. and he askes her *who do we worship every sunday at church?* and the boy pokes the girl again with the pencial aand she wakes up and sayes *Jesus Crist!* and the pasture said *good.* and so the girl falls back to sleep
a wile later the pasture calls on the girl for the third time and asked her *what did Eva say to Adam after she had his 23rd child?* the boy pokes her in the back with the pencial again and the girl wakes up and sayed *boy, if u poke me with that thing i am going to break it in half and shove it up ur butt.* the pasture lookes at her and said *good.*
(and this came fom a 7th grade class.)
a wile later the pasture calls on the girl a second time wile she is still asleep. and he askes her *who do we worship every sunday at church?* and the boy pokes the girl again with the pencial aand she wakes up and sayes *Jesus Crist!* and the pasture said *good.* and so the girl falls back to sleep
a wile later the pasture calls on the girl for the third time and asked her *what did Eva say to Adam after she had his 23rd child?* the boy pokes her in the back with the pencial again and the girl wakes up and sayed *boy, if u poke me with that thing i am going to break it in half and shove it up ur butt.* the pasture lookes at her and said *good.*
(and this came fom a 7th grade class.)

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tee-hee vanny! 
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jeez, for a girl in Sunday church school, she sure does curse a lot about them lol XD but funny, though I personally would never use the terms cause I'm very religious.
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